WHY? After Ahlan! last week revealed that Julia Roberts perhaps isn’t quite the lovely auburn-haired, Southern sweetie we’ve all been lead to believe since Pretty Woman.

The news that she banked Dhs11 million for just six minutes of screen time in the new romcom Valentine’s Day has inched her a notch higher up our ‘Lame list’.

Raking in around Dhs30,000-per-second to try and make cinema-goers suspend every molecule of their very souls in disbelief to swallow the premise.

That Julia is an army captain (we’ll say it again…army captain!), suddenly we’re soooo Team ‘The woman who told her ‘It’s very expensive’ in that snooty Rodeo Drive store’!